Laura:
I was born in the year of the Snake. I wish I was a WNBA player (with Sue Bird, of course). I like for things to seem dangerous and I love having secret information.
Lisa:
My Home Ec teacher Mrs. Minter (back in the day) hated me because I was left-handed AND I was a tomboy. Today I literally bake left-handed for money and I'm sure she is still a bitch. Yes, I have smacked my peepee on the bar of my brother's bike. What's that bar there for anyway?